I've seen a few reports on "Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction." The purple three-pack boxes show Prince William and Kate Middleton smiling at each other, and the company promises a souvenir pastel portrait of what the couple "might look like on their special day" in each box. "Lie back and think of England," the Web site encourages. "Like a Royal Wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion."